These stupid balloons think they are here to help be pretty little decorations for a surprise party. Little do they know that the REAL surprise is that this will be their last day on earth. I can't stand them and they WILL be violently popped by my nice juicy ass! I will, squish and pop every last one of them until they are nothing more than a little latex mess!

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These stupid balloons think they are here to help be pretty little decorations for a surprise party. Little do they know that the REAL surprise is that this will be their last day on earth. I can't stand them and they WILL be violently popped by my nice juicy ass! I will, squish and pop every last one of them until they are nothing more than a little latex mess!

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