What happened to you? You were always my favorite little pet! Lately you have just not been keeping up with my expectations, and you unfortunately have gotten yourself into quite the predicament. Its time we had a talk. I dangle you about, taunting you, teasing you, showing you all the places I could stuff and squish you in. Oh you think you can talk your way out of this? Think again. Your fate is in MY hands.

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