What are you? Like 6 inches tall? I could crush you with one body slam...and even that might be an overkill. I could sit on you and that would be it, wouldn't it? Don't worry, I won't do either one. I am feeling hungry however. It's too bad you're not a bit bigger as I am really very hungry! Maybe I'll snack on your hands and feet first. I'll tell you about the whole process, from chewing to shi++ing you out!

It's like a waterslide down my throat, then squeezed through my tubes and then plopping into my stomach...a huge sea of acid to dissolve you. You probably won't even ge... Show more