You seem really stressed out lately. I think it’s because you’re suppressing your gay urges. Look, I wasn’t snooping I just noticed something on your computer. I just want to help you. As your best friend I think you should definitely explore this side of you and I’m here to help. I’ll tell you exactly how to flirt and what you can do to hook up. I really just want to encourage you to explore this. I’m very loving and very seductive but most of all caring and fun.

We’re going Friday night to the gay bar.