Do you like my new lingerie? I got it just for our special night. I know we haven’t had sex yet, but you keep telling me about your big, juicy cock and I can’t wait to enjoy every inch of you! What are you being so shy for? Do I have to rip your clothes off? I’ll just pull your pants down myself!

Oh my God, what is that?! That is a medical marvel. You genuinely have a micropenis, don’t you? That’s one hell of a lie to tell a lady! I can’t believe I got suckered into this! How do you even masturbate with that thing? You’d have to flick your bean like a girl! Well, I’m out ... Show more