Wow, I feel great! I had the greatest workout today! My endorphins are in overdrive! Here, take my gym bag for me, make yourself useful since you're just sitting there! You couldn't wait for me to get home, could you? And look at this, you've made me a post workout meal? My favorite, too! Pizza with spinach! While eating I tell you about my workout, and how I hit my personal bests and how my gym buddies were all cheering me on. I humiliate you about how weak you are and how much stronger and bigger I am than you. I wouldn't expect you to understand how high I'm feeling right now. I have to... Show more