Wow, I feel great! I had the greatest workout today! My endorphins are in overdrive! Here, take my gym bag for me, make yourself useful since you're just sitting there! You couldn't wait for me to get home, could you? And look at this, you've made me a post workout meal? My favorite, too! Pizza with spinach! While eating I tell you about my workout, and how I hit my personal bests and how my gym buddies were all cheering me on. I humiliate you about how weak you are and how much stronger and bigger I am than you. I wouldn't expect you to understand how high I'm feeling right now. I have to...

Wow, I feel great! I had the greatest workout today! My endorphins are in overdrive! Here, take my gym bag for me, make yourself useful since you're just sitting there! You couldn't wait for me to get home, could you? And look at this, you've made me a post workout meal? My favorite, too! Pizza with spinach! While eating I tell you about my workout, and how I hit my personal bests and how my gym buddies were all cheering me on. I humiliate you about how weak you are and how much stronger and bigger I am than you. I wouldn't expect you to understand how high I'm feeling right now. I have to take my jacket off, I start to feel strange. A bit dizzy. My shirt underneath was hanging off of me just a few minutes ago. Now it feels shrink wrapped around my muscles. I have this sudden urge to just rip myself out of it! I start at the neck, ripping it down the front. My muscles just need to be released. I flex my biceps and the sleeves stretch at the seams. I bet it was the spinach you put on the pizza! I continue to aggressively rip the fibers of my shirt. My strength is through the roof right now. My biceps, pecs and traps are explosive. I am a record breaking muscle goddess. You had no idea I was going to come back bigger, harder and stronger from the gym. But what a treat for you! You're on your knees where you know you belong. My muscles are begging to drink up this muscle juice, begging to shine, just like all great things do! My veins begin erupting from underneath my skin. My powerful most muscular shots close up in your face make you nervous and excited. My biceps are like canons. You're so weak, but even weaker now. But me, I'm even stronger. I pop and bounce my pecs and biceps that you're so addicted to. You're so jealous of my muscles, of my strength. But humiliating you for it is what I love doing the most!