Do you think it's true about what they say? That eating more spinach will make you bigger, harder and stronger? I don't know, I've been eating it. Well, I mean, just for like, the last couple of minutes. After a few more bites, I start to feel a tingling feeling throughout my body. I feel funky, but in a good way! I swallow more and more spinach and find my biceps jumping up and down on their own. I flex my arm and realize I was not this big just a few minutes ago. After a few more bites, I set the spinach down. My arms are pulling in to balls of muscle on their own. It almost hurts how ti...

Do you think it's true about what they say? That eating more spinach will make you bigger, harder and stronger? I don't know, I've been eating it. Well, I mean, just for like, the last couple of minutes. After a few more bites, I start to feel a tingling feeling throughout my body. I feel funky, but in a good way! I swallow more and more spinach and find my biceps jumping up and down on their own. I flex my arm and realize I was not this big just a few minutes ago. After a few more bites, I set the spinach down. My arms are pulling in to balls of muscle on their own. It almost hurts how tight my skin is becoming. And my suit, it feels like it was made for a baby! I flex in awe of how big my lats spread and how enormous my arms have become. My traps and most muscular pose are so powerful. I bet this muscle juice I have nearby does something equally as fascinating as the spinach has. And more than just make these muscles shine! I slather it on and take another bite of spinach. Hollllyyy mollllly!!! I'm jacked just like Popeye! My veins are riddling throughout my upper body, my pecs are rippled and striated, and I've never felt so strong and powerful in my life. All of my muscles are twitching and growing and the muscle juice absorbs into my skin. I can't stop flexing. There is definitely no denying that I am bigger than you, harder than you and more powerful than you! My skin can't stretch any more. I love to roll my thick veins underneath my skin with my fingers. I feel like such a beast right now! I have twin split peaks, brick-like pecs, a road map of veins through my neck, traps and pecs. I am going to the store to stock up on this spinach. You will never have the a chance to catch up to my size OR strength!