Look at my big biceps and how they fill out my sleeves. They stretch the seems of my sleeves. You can even see my epic split peak through the fabric. I bet you wonder what it's like to fill out sleeves, right? Especially like I do. That's just one of the things that makes me superior to you. My big, balled up, powerful biceps. I love the feeling of the fabric stretched tightly around my biceps. But these sleeves are drying up my biceps, making them hot and parched. I struggle to get my sleeves off of my bulging biceps, finally exposing them. My muscles do not deserve to be covered up. They...

Look at my big biceps and how they fill out my sleeves. They stretch the seems of my sleeves. You can even see my epic split peak through the fabric. I bet you wonder what it's like to fill out sleeves, right? Especially like I do. That's just one of the things that makes me superior to you. My big, balled up, powerful biceps. I love the feeling of the fabric stretched tightly around my biceps. But these sleeves are drying up my biceps, making them hot and parched. I struggle to get my sleeves off of my bulging biceps, finally exposing them. My muscles do not deserve to be covered up. They get thirsty and dehydrated! And I have the appropriate solution! I slather oil on my biceps as I pump them, getting them bigger and harder. You can try to do the same for your own arms, but you would never get biceps like mine. You would never be able to stretch sleeves like I do. You relish in watching my balled up biceps glistening in oil. You love the power that I possess and my massive biceps. You know how much bigger and stronger I am than you. But, I will never ever stop reminding you of that!