I'm feeling really good now that things are out in the open now about the relationship between me and your husband. If I haven't given you enough explanation as to why your husband prefers me over you, well then, I'll give you a little recap. Take a look at your plain jane, boring self in the mirror. Now look at me! I'm far from the average woman. I have more curves, more confidence, and I actually take care of myself, unlike you. It proves that I have motivation, dedication, determination...all the qualities that you don't have! I had no idea one could pull off both skinny AND fat! But yo...

I'm feeling really good now that things are out in the open now about the relationship between me and your husband. If I haven't given you enough explanation as to why your husband prefers me over you, well then, I'll give you a little recap. Take a look at your plain jane, boring self in the mirror. Now look at me! I'm far from the average woman. I have more curves, more confidence, and I actually take care of myself, unlike you. It proves that I have motivation, dedication, determination...all the qualities that you don't have! I had no idea one could pull off both skinny AND fat! But you have proven me wrong. I feel like I need to expose more of my physique to show and explain to you, in more detail, why your husband prefers me. So while you've perfected that skinny/fat thing, I've perfected my own soft/hard thing. I have soft skin, which your husband like, and HARD MUSCLE, which your husband can't get enough of. MY biceps drive him wild. My pecs control him. Speaking of, my tits can fill out any shirt, unlike your flap jack tits. I'm sexy, strong, and I have a brain. You just sit on your flat pancake a$$ all day doing nothing. Now look at my muscled bubble butt. Your husband loves a woman of substance, and that, you are not. He deserves a trophy...a gold medal like me. Not a participation ribbon like you. My muscles intimidate you, but turn your husband on. I'm a goddess, and so superior to you. My flat, hard abs compared to your fat flabby muffin top, it's no wonder your husband doesn't pay attention to you! But the more you fail at being a real woman, the more I get of your husband. While you text him over and over, wondering where he is, now you know! He's with ME! So just stop texting, because we don't like to be bothered. You're just a boring woman to him. I stimulate him in so many ways. You could learn a lot from me, but being me is impossible. Do you ever do anything to please him? When was the last time? I do everything for him that you will never be worthy of doing. So I'm just going to stay in the picture and keep him happy.