It’s the first day of a new semester and I already have My eye on the cutest professor. I know he’s married, but I really want to fuck him in his office - and you’re going to help, bestie. you’re going to keep lookout while I seduce him, and no matter how much you hear Me moaning through the walls you can’t get distracted. What, are you seriously judging Me because he’s married? Don’t act like when you make a little girlfriend in one of your classes you won’t still drop her & everything else to come serve Me. you’re just as bad, bestie! Now listen up...