I think I'd be a really good fit here! I'm good with people and I've got serving experience. What's that? You want me to raise my arms up? Um... well I guess that's ok. Yes my pits are hairy, I hope that's not a problem. Oh yeah sorry I didn't wear a bra, I don't usually. I hope that's ok? So you want me to keep my arms raised just like this... and now you want me to bounce? I guess that's ok. This is the strangest job interview I've ever been to!