Nurse Nikki Whiplash and I are taking vital medical decisions in the Hanwell Clinic as we treat a patient who has accidentally fallen over and jammed his mobile phone up his own arsehole. We can hear it ringing, so binding his cock and balls out of the way and stretching him open by inserting both of our latex gloved hands together is the only hope of retrieving the situation. Luckily, we have him strapped down tight to help him cope with the inevitable discomfort.