You are sat on your back side playing video games as usual being your lazy self when your girlfriend comes in. She's seriously pissed off with you and asks you to turn your game off.

You pause and turn to her as she flies off the handle at you. You've not been paying her the attention she deserves lately. Firstly she accuses you of cheating but, then second guesses herself as you never get off your fucking arse! So what is it that's drawing your attention away from her?

Then she waves a huge package in your face.

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