Your step-sister and I are so sorry that your big date turned out to be a prank, sweetie. I guess you will just have to stay in with us tonight and we will do our best to make you feel better. Looks like you were expecting to get laid tonight because we can definitely see the little tent in your pants still. Or is that from Step-Mom and step-sister wearing lingerie around you?

It might be for the best that the mean girl did not go out with you since I can't imagine she would be very kind to boy with such a small package. We can't even ask one of Ella's friends to take you on a pity... Show more