Your perv friend spends a night club hopping when he thinks he sees a familiar face at the pole. You can’t believe it, but it’s definitely me. You immediately show up at my house. I don’t know why you’re so upset until you show me the pics he surreptitiously took on his phone during my set. I’m desperate for you not to tell Step-Mom. Haven’t you enjoyed all the gifts that I’ve been able to get you with the extra money? You tell me that it’s going to take more than an Xbox and a few games to buy your silence. You want to see me in my stripper wear! And, uh, one other thing...

Your perv friend spends a night club hopping when he thinks he sees a familiar face at the pole. You can’t believe it, but it’s definitely me. You immediately show up at my house. I don’t know why you’re so upset until you show me the pics he surreptitiously took on his phone during my set. I’m desperate for you not to tell Step-Mom. Haven’t you enjoyed all the gifts that I’ve been able to get you with the extra money? You tell me that it’s going to take more than an Xbox and a few games to buy your silence. You want to see me in my stripper wear! And, uh, one other thing...