*Custom clip. No names used. Trigger word: Penis*

In this clip, I describe to you just how strange I think penises are. You told me that all women think that penises are sexy. I'm here to tell you that we all think it's embarrassing to have a little slug between your legs. Think about a dick objectively: it leaks, it grows, it shrinks, it squirts. When you send a woman a dick pic, I can guarantee you that she either laughs or gags!

*Custom clip. No names used. Trigger word: Penis*

In this clip, I describe to you just how strange I think penises are. You told me that all women think that penises are sexy. I'm here to tell you that we all think it's embarrassing to have a little slug between your legs. Think about a dick objectively: it leaks, it grows, it shrinks, it squirts. When you send a woman a dick pic, I can guarantee you that she either laughs or gags!