I can't believe you thought you could satisfy me with this. It's so much worse than the time my cat brought home a mouse and left it on my doorstep. At least that was stiff--you can't even get hard. Look at how embarrassing you are. You must be absolutely mortified showing up here like this. It must be difficult walking around your whole life knowing that every woman will eventually find our what a disappointment you are and then look at you exactly the way I'm looking at you right now. And the knowledge that you'll never be able to satisfy me must be absolutely soul crushing. Why are you e... Show more