Poor little loser. No girlfriend, no wife. Only gooning. You waste SO much time touching yourself that you forget the rest of the world. The rest of the world forgets you. Masturbation addiction steals the hours away from you and there’s no getting them back. Then again, what fun is being productive? Especially compared to the ease and pleasure of sitting back and stroking. As the hours roll on, time stands still as you watch porn video after porn video, and you wouldn’t want it any other way, would you, loser? Binaural beats included.

Poor little loser. No girlfriend, no wife. Only gooning. You waste SO much time touching yourself that you forget the rest of the world. The rest of the world forgets you. Masturbation addiction steals the hours away from you and there’s no getting them back. Then again, what fun is being productive? Especially compared to the ease and pleasure of sitting back and stroking. As the hours roll on, time stands still as you watch porn video after porn video, and you wouldn’t want it any other way, would you, loser? Binaural beats included.