Maybe it's a ripoff...or maybe it's a glorious ten minutes of Me in My tiny little leopard print bikini, teasing you with My curves and encouraging you to stroke into the inescapable throes of pleasure...

Whatever lies behind the price tag, you're going to jerk your cock for the entire ten minutes. Even if it's something grating and humiliating. A gooner like you will jerk to anything. You'll take whatever I give you, and you'll thank Me.

And you are so, so very welcome, loser.

The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral.