I can tell that you fancy yourself an "Alpha Male;" you probably make a big boy salary, order people around, and have a big dick or whatever. But beneath the facade of ego, I see you for what you truly are: a beta. Because the truth is, "Alpha Men" do not exist. Everything about maleness is inherently inferior, and it's time you came to accept this fact and bow to the true Alphas: Women.

The viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis.