You must listen to this during your next lunch break...

You're nothing but an open lid to me. Something for me to sit on and get comfortable right before I unleash a steaming pile of....

Hahahaha!

I want you to inhale the fumes of my cherry plops in the loo as you drool. Tug on that flap of meat as I empty my contents into the bowl - your mouth to be. And what's more, I want you to splooge your little pathetic load just as I come to the end of my business...

L.O.S.E.R