January, a time for reflection and aspirations. During this time, you may be tempted to adopt any number of meaningless resolutions, but I am here to direct you correctly. There will be only one resolution for you: You will commit yourself to being the best slave for me in this next year. I am not suggesting this. This is not an encouragement, nor am I offering it as an incentive. You WILL be the best. You will not resolve to do better. You will not try your best. YOU WILL BE THE BEST. Simply because, if for no other reason, I deserve it. Gratification is for . Acknowledgments are for employ... Show more