Boo-yah; what a body.

Boo-yah; what an ass.

Boo-yah; what a gorgeous rack.

All these seasonal sequins in your face makes you pump into your hand with the hurried frenzy that only the thought of tricks and treats can instill. All this humiliation, all this jerking, all of the tease and torment.. it makes you into my little stroke zombie.

Say it with me: boo-yah; what an enchanting goddess.

Boo-yah; what sinister beauty.

Boo-yah.. with an emphasis on the Boo!