One of my favorite things about hot, summer months is wearing next to nothing during any activity. Lounging around the house, I wear nothing but a slip dress. Tending to my garden, I’m dressed in skimpy shorts and a bikini top. I wear booty shorts and crop tops to the gym and a tiny, little, string bikini at the beach.

Isn’t this also one of your favorite things about summer, the fact that I wear next to nothing? Let’s celebrate. I’ll do my tease and denial and you’ll stroke mindlessly to my cleavage, moaning and humiliating yourself. Yay, summer!