Just look at how adorable I am. So sexy, so pretty, and look at how bratty I am. Do you know who I am, loser? You should recognize me; you’ve been in love with me your whole life.

I’m an amalgam of every girl that’s rejected you, every woman that’s denied you, every female who has humiliated you. You’ve been masturbating to my image your whole life, beta and you will never get over me because I embody that which is so irresistible to you: I reject you.