A bored housewife can only take so many yoga classes before she needs another outlet to fill her time. I decided to take this random course at the local community college that teaches how to be a . My professor says I have great potential, but I need someone to practice on; will you help me, honey? Pleeeease let me practice by you? Ok, just relax and concentrate on my swinging necklace as you become very tired. Now close your eyes as I count down from ten, then when I reach one, you will open your eyes and be completely resting and completely under my control. As it turns out, I'm pretty go... Show more