Excuse me, sir, are you aware it's against the law here in my jurisdiction to have a dick that's inches? You have that weak, loser-dick wimp look all over you. On the ground. Spread ‘em. Take your pants down and show me that pathetic flap of skin in between your legs.
Yep; it's just as I suspected, tiny, pitiful, pathetic and around these parts, sonny, that dick is illegal. You're looking at a fine of $2,000 plus jail time, buddy boy. I tell you what I'm going to do for you, I'm still going to humiliate the out of you for that tiny, deformed dick but I'm not going to call this in. Instead... Show more