I’ve been called a bitch, a cunt, a slut, etc. But perhaps the most amusing insult is when I’m referred to as a gold digger.

Like that’s a bad thing? Come on beta boy, you know your money is like that twitching dick in between your legs, it loves to belong to me. And really, the only insulting insinuation is that I have to dig for your gold. Silly bitch boy, ATM, my devoted wallet.. I’m not a gold- digger, I’m a money-taker.