What is a lowly foot bitch without a pair of beautiful, bare feet to worship? Nothing. Without my feet, you would be less than nothing.

Now, assume your position below me, foot bitch. Get down on your knees and thank me. Thank my feet for giving your life purpose and meaning. Worship and adore these gorgeous, goddess feet and rejoice that you are lucky enough to stroke for them.

Then, consider how you’re already a pathetic, loser beta. I don’t think you can live being even less; being even less than a foot bitch would just be too much.