Once again, as per usual, you completely overdid it. You drank way too much, you partied way too hard and now you feel like complete and utter, even more pathetic and disgusting than usual. Well loser, there’s really only one thing to do: Buy this clip and get fucked up all over again. You know, part of the reason you feel like is because you’re suffering from withdrawals. And is there a better way to cure a withdrawal than to indulge?

Embrace your suffering with my tease and denial, get yourself another bottle of booze, another, and revel in your hangover shame.