You have so many struggles in life. You are such an under-achieving beta and you fail at so many things. It must be so difficult being you.

And yet you know there’s always one thing you can count on. There’s that one thing that not only do you do well, but that you enjoy so much. It’s always available. It’s always accepting of you. It’s always down to fuck. It’s your pillow. You know you want it, beta. Come on, give in and fuck that pillow for me.