You come home from work to find a voicemail message on your answering machine. It’s from the pharmacy. It seems that your wife’s birth control prescription is ready for pick-up. Now, why would your wife be taking birth control pills? You can’t even remember the last time you attempted to fuck her. It got to the point where it was too embarrassing to try anymore. Your tiny dick barely penetrating her, as she just lies there for a total of 30 seconds, the time it takes you to squirt your loser juice.

So why would your wife be taking precautions against pregnancy? Unless.. you do... Show more