Why is it so hard for me to find Mr. Right? A Man who wants me to gain more and more weight, who gets excited at the thought of us going grocery shopping for fattening food, who encourages me to get as fat as possible, who beams with delight when the number on the scale goes way up? Are you that Man? Are you Mr. Right?

Why is it so hard for me to find Mr. Right? A Man who wants me to gain more and more weight, who gets excited at the thought of us going grocery shopping for fattening food, who encourages me to get as fat as possible, who beams with delight when the number on the scale goes way up? Are you that Man? Are you Mr. Right?