Miss XI and I found a little piggy in our backyard, rummaging around for something to eat.

This little piggy won't have much luck for anything fresh as we only have perished and mouldy food for this special swine. Towering over him, our black thigh high boots glistening in the sunshine, we hurl chunks of squished watermelon all over its sweaty pink skin and grubby little face while he oinks in excitement. The filthy little creature wants more!

We continue by throwing rotten eggs on its head, body and between its silly legs as he rolls around in all this filth smashed into ... Show more