You know you're a nice guy, right? I actually really like nice guys. You're so useful. After all, I don't really have to do much to keep a nice guy at my beck and call. You want to serve me, you want to make me happy, and you know that you're not entitled to anything in return. Nice guys are always there to clean my apartment, or do my laundry, or buy me sexy shoes and lingerie, and I think they all know that I'm never going to fuck them. After all, a nice guy doesn't expect anything in return.