I'm happy to say that my research has concluded. And your assistance in particular has helped me so much that I've had a breakthrough. No, not a cure. Unfortunately you're a lost cause. I knew that much from the very beginning. I had no intention of “curing” you.

As a matter of fact, your porn addiction has probably gotten much worse since we started these experiments hasn't it? That's not an unintended side effect. That's exactly what I wanted. I have plans for you, gooner.

I'm happy to say that my research has concluded. And your assistance in particular has helped me so much that I've had a breakthrough. No, not a cure. Unfortunately you're a lost cause. I knew that much from the very beginning. I had no intention of “curing” you.

As a matter of fact, your porn addiction has probably gotten much worse since we started these experiments hasn't it? That's not an unintended side effect. That's exactly what I wanted. I have plans for you, gooner.