Well, it was fun while it lasted, right? Maybe. Most likely it wasn’t fun at all. More likely it was hopelessly boring and painful trying to quit me. And that’s why you’re here right now. Relapsing. Hard. I don’t want to say I told you so, but – I fucking told you so.

I mean, look at me. I can’t blame you for failing. But, now that you’re back, I don’t want any of those stupid “self-help” thoughts lingering around in your brain. So, I’ll be undoing all of that “recovery” today. Permanently.

Well, it was fun while it lasted, right? Maybe. Most likely it wasn’t fun at all. More likely it was hopelessly boring and painful trying to quit me. And that’s why you’re here right now. Relapsing. Hard. I don’t want to say I told you so, but – I fucking told you so.

I mean, look at me. I can’t blame you for failing. But, now that you’re back, I don’t want any of those stupid “self-help” thoughts lingering around in your brain. So, I’ll be undoing all of that “recovery” today. Permanently.