You poor, pathetic little bug boy. Do you even know how tiny and weak you are? What a worthless life you must lead. After all, something as small and as insignificant as you can hardly have any control over what goes on around you. Well, today is your lucky day! You have been chosen. I am going to give you meaning and purpose. Your entire existence will go to whetting my appetite. I am going to eat you, little man. I will pluck you up, set you on my tongue, and swallow you alive. I am going to gobble you up and there is nothing you can do to stop me!