Young man, I can't believe you! Well, out with your crime. If *I* have to tell you what you've done, your punishment will be so much worse. Hmm, stubborn, aren't we? Well, I caught you jerking yourself without permission, of course. You know that's not allowed in my house! If you had simply owned up to your deed, perhaps I would have shown you mercy with a hand spanking. Now, you've earned the wrath of my heavy wooden paddle. This will hurt, and I want you to know that you've brought this punishment on yourself. Now, strip and get over my knee - I want all of you bare and vulnerable to the ...

Young man, I can't believe you! Well, out with your crime. If *I* have to tell you what you've done, your punishment will be so much worse. Hmm, stubborn, aren't we? Well, I caught you jerking yourself without permission, of course. You know that's not allowed in my house! If you had simply owned up to your deed, perhaps I would have shown you mercy with a hand spanking. Now, you've earned the wrath of my heavy wooden paddle. This will hurt, and I want you to know that you've brought this punishment on yourself. Now, strip and get over my knee - I want all of you bare and vulnerable to the fullest extent of your punishment. You won't be stealing from me again any time soon!