Honey, I want to talk to you about something very important. I'm not happy, you see. It's our sex life. It's totally and completely unsatisfactory. The problem is your dick. It's simply too tiny for me to feel any pleasure. You do want me to feel pleasure, don't you? Don't you want me to have nice, hard orgasms? Don't you want me to cum over and over again on a real man's cock? Of course you do. So, you're going to help me get the dick I deserve while your itty bitty is retired once and for all.