Your My pathetic Boyfriend.... Darling, I have decided to go out with a man, a real man, a man with hair that's not falling out on me! Your such a pathetic fuck..... LOL... I know your sitting there, watching me, as I get ready for my date... Begging to be good enough for Mistress Sue... Ha! as if.... what the fuck do you have, that could possably make me want you?... I require lots of attention, fragrant body powders, soft pillows... simple yet luxury....