Ewwie! I've been bad again and eaten some dairy. I knows I'm l actose intolerant and I know what that does to Me! But I just couldn't resist that delicious ice cream that was calling My name! Hours later it began.. the rumbling.. the bloat.. I knew what was coming! And here I am now, granting you the privilege of inhaling My rancid, foul farts. And you better believe they are RANCID! That's a good boy.. breathe deep, let the farts burn your nostrils! Their strong essence will fill your soul with a longing only My Divine farts can satiate! Don't worry, there will be plenty more where that c... Show more