So you decided to break into my house to see what you could steal...but not only that, while you were looking around in my bedroom you found my dirty laundry. You then decided to go riffling through it until you found a pair of my very well worn, dirty panties and then you put them up to your face and begin to sniff.

Luckily for me you were so enthralled with my dirty panties you didn't hear me creep up behind you, giving me the opportunity to gain the upper hand and surprise you.

Once I've subdued you I drag you down into my basement where the fun really begins....