I am at the dry erase board, writing your assignments. Listen carefully and you will hear the sound of the pen. But the object of your attention really ought to be my legs, glistening with fresh gel. The muscles flex and bulge every time I shift my weight from one leg to the other. You can see the bulging veins running down my muscley legs into the adorable vintage suede pumps with the bows. You love watching, I know you do!