If you were dateless on New Years Eve, get this clip of me playing Auld Lang Syne and let yourself long for a woman like me. I am wearing the Can Can shoes and I am pumping the pedals on my piano. Watch the tendons on my insteps flex each time I push on the sustain pedal. See the narrow black strap running across my highly arched foot and wish my feet were yours to have, to hold, and to worship. The camera takes you on a closeup tour of my feet, just as I would permit you to do if you were on your knees like an appropriately worshipful and humbled boy.

If you were dateless on New Years Eve, get this clip of me playing Auld Lang Syne and let yourself long for a woman like me. I am wearing the Can Can shoes and I am pumping the pedals on my piano. Watch the tendons on my insteps flex each time I push on the sustain pedal. See the narrow black strap running across my highly arched foot and wish my feet were yours to have, to hold, and to worship. The camera takes you on a closeup tour of my feet, just as I would permit you to do if you were on your knees like an appropriately worshipful and humbled boy.