My boyfriend is so annoying. He made me put baby oil gel on my legs while he filmed me! Of course I pretended to be irked, but I loved it because I knew it would get all of you who love my muscley old legs hard as a pole. Ha, ha! Looking at my legs gives you a boner! Watch me rub that gooey stuff on my gams. See how my hands follow the bulges and lumps? You wish your hands were putting the stuff on. I know you do.