Even though I spent about nine minutes in my black pumps and anklets, I was just getting warmed up. So, on went my tiger-striped pointy-toed stilettos. Nothing in the frame but my veiny old feet and my veiny old wrists and hands as I fasten the straps around my veiny old ankles as the clip begins, if that's OK with you. (I know it is!) Then I hook the heels on the rung and rock my feet back and forth and up and down. I'm on the floor and put my foot up on the stool and the camera comes in super close. Then a scene change and I'm dancing from my kitchen back to in front of the sliding glass doo...

Even though I spent about nine minutes in my black pumps and anklets, I was just getting warmed up. So, on went my tiger-striped pointy-toed stilettos. Nothing in the frame but my veiny old feet and my veiny old wrists and hands as I fasten the straps around my veiny old ankles as the clip begins, if that's OK with you. (I know it is!) Then I hook the heels on the rung and rock my feet back and forth and up and down. I'm on the floor and put my foot up on the stool and the camera comes in super close. Then a scene change and I'm dancing from my kitchen back to in front of the sliding glass door where the neighbors could see me if they were looking. Those shoes are brutal on my feet, but I can't stop dancing! I get my low stool out and dance on it like a stripper until the music slows, then I tap, tap tap one foot. You'll go crazy watching me, I just know it. A scene change, and you're looking up my bulging calves from down below. Then you see my feet as I do calf raises and then I stand on one foot and let one leg and then the other wave artfully around, using my strength to advantage, following the music coming from the other room. Then I really get with it when the music takes off, dancing on the little stool in my stiletto heels like there's no tomorrow. And then I take my heels off and dance barefooted. Then I'm done. I'm exhausted and my feet hurt! Yow! I hope you appreciate it!