This clip is nothing but my legs as I watch the news about the wildly swinging stock market during the second week of September. That might sound boring, but I have this habit of shifting my legs around as I watch something, and that's what will pique your interest—that and the fact that by the time we got around to making this clip, my calves were super pumped and all my veins were engorged. You'll find yourself holding your breath, waiting for the next time I move...even slightly. I don't disappoint—after a few minutes, the camera zooms in for a close-up of my veiny shins and my foot winding...

This clip is nothing but my legs as I watch the news about the wildly swinging stock market during the second week of September. That might sound boring, but I have this habit of shifting my legs around as I watch something, and that's what will pique your interest—that and the fact that by the time we got around to making this clip, my calves were super pumped and all my veins were engorged. You'll find yourself holding your breath, waiting for the next time I move...even slightly. I don't disappoint—after a few minutes, the camera zooms in for a close-up of my veiny shins and my foot winding around on its ankle. When I kick off my shoes and start flexing my shins, that's when the fun really starts to roll, as you shall see. You want long, lingering views of my veiny feet? You got it. You want to see super close-ups of me painting my toenails? You got that, too. Maybe you'd like to see the back of my veiny hand, too. I bet you would, and I bet you will. A nice zoom in to my foot, slowly kicking, ought to bring out your interest...that is, if it's not out already! How about a super close-up of my sexy shins, with the vein running down its length? I make the muscle on front (anterior tibialis) pulsate—just for you! The next to the last thing you see in this long clip is a side view of my lower legs, with one toe pointing and the other flexing. Like a duet, you'll think. Then you see one calf pulsating and bulging. Then the clip fades to black.