I stand and slip on one of my Film Noir heels, buckle the strap around my ankle, and then after balancing on one leg for a moment as my foot hovers above the other shoe, I slip the other foot in. Then the action really begins, with me showing off my gorgeous patterned dress, my Film Noir heels with the strap tight around my ankles, and above all, my gnarly old calves, all knotted up with muscle! And then I lean over and feel the hard ledge of my left calf muscle. Watch my fingers linger on that corner where there was only curve before. I turn for a moment to face the camera and you see how vas...

I stand and slip on one of my Film Noir heels, buckle the strap around my ankle, and then after balancing on one leg for a moment as my foot hovers above the other shoe, I slip the other foot in. Then the action really begins, with me showing off my gorgeous patterned dress, my Film Noir heels with the strap tight around my ankles, and above all, my gnarly old calves, all knotted up with muscle! And then I lean over and feel the hard ledge of my left calf muscle. Watch my fingers linger on that corner where there was only curve before. I turn for a moment to face the camera and you see how vascular my shins are. About that time, the radio stops playing the nice jazzy music I was listening to and I get pissed off and walk off to turn the thing off! I come stalking back in, crossing one foot in front of the other like a stripper at the beginning of her act. I kick things out of my way, including the box my Film Noir shoes came in! And then I get an empty milk jug and scissor it between my legs! See me crush it between my muscular calves and jimmy it up between my knees with a free foot! Watch as I press it flat and see my long skirt cover it for a brief moment, then see the white jug appear again. Hear the thing cracking and snapping as it gets smashed! You will envy this milk jug its position between my strong legs...this I guarantee. In the end, I let the thing fall to the floor and give it a final flattening with the heels of my Film Noir shoes, and you get to see this part in super close-up, and I mean frame-filling views of my shoes, tendony insteps, veins and toesies peeking out! Then in disgust I kick the thing out of my sight and let you have some more views of my Film Noir shoes, veiny ankles, and muscular calves before the clip fades to black.