In goes one foot into a Film Noir shoe. Buckling the buckle with my strong fingers, the camera coming in very, very close. You see my veiny hands and wrists, not to mention my veiny feet and ankles. In goes the other foot into its Film Noir shoe, and again I buckle the buckle, showing my heavy veins. Then I flex my shredded calves, making the muscles bounce every whichway. I stand and show you just how strong these old gams of mine are. Watch my calves bulge!